Mayo Scourge

by zora on August 20, 2008

The Onion strikes again, with the news that there’s a terrible mayonnaise-borne viral outbreak!

How is its food coverage so trenchant? I particularly like the quote, “I don’t want a dry sandwich. That’s no way to eat.”

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